What's On - Oxton Bar & Kitchen (OBK)
Live Music every Thursday, Friday and Saturday at the Oxton Bar & Kitchen - check out what's on. Local music talents include Glade, Trouble With Ev, Matt and Izzy.
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What’s On

MAY & JUNE ENTERTAINING DATES

Please note all live music 9 ish until 11ish

May live music

5th ~ Friday ~ Su & Mike

6th ~ Saturday ~ Mike & Fabia

12th ~ Friday ~ Glade

13th ~ Saturday ~ Peter

19th ~ Friday ~ Peter

20th ~ Saturday ~ Carina

26th ~ Friday ~ Su & Mike

27th ~ Saturday ~ Mike & Fabia

28th ~ Sunday ~ Peter

 

June live music

2nd ~ Friday ~ Glade

3rd ~ Saturday ~ Peter

9th ~ Friday ~ Glynn & Mike

10th ~ Saturday ~ Mike & Fabia

16th ~ Friday ~ Peter

23rd ~ Friday ~ Su & Mike

24th ~ Saturday ~ Mike & Fabia

30th ~ Friday ~ Glade

Chirpy Facts Of The Month

Did you know banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories?
Thank God for those bank holidays, when I’m sure all staff will be
unknowingly burning off that lil’ bit extra. On a lighter note, heart
attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday. If that doesn’t get you
through the week, I don’t know what will.

This months witticisms come courtesy of Eli Watson

What would a good business be if it didn’t self promote?

Have you seen our Instagram page? The “Oxtonbarandkitchen”. We swear Mike sees more of instagram than work, but who else can write copious amounts of hashtags while taking quality photos… still not Mike.

#cocktailsanddreams

#mycrewscoolerthanyourcrew

#youthoftoday

NEW FEATURE! Singleton of the month

This month we are proud to present our former self elected manageress Chloe Wade as our spinster of the month. She’s fairly young, fairly intelligent, witty and HOT. She’s also free, single & wanting #notdesperate. If you need anymore convincing apparently she wipes her ass with £50 notes too (whilst thinking of me!) Please leave your C.V. with full frontal nude picture for her evaluation (we
promise we won’t look)

IN OTHER NEWS…

Becky’s fuc%ed off to Dubai but Eli’s slowly taking over control of my life and is also a terrible joker!

1. A skeleton walks into a bar and shouts, “Give me a beer and a mop”
2. Two men walk into a bar; the third one ducks.
3. What do you call a man who can’t stand up? ‘Drunk’
4. How many chefs does it take to make a pie? ‘3.14’